I have good news, some really bad news and good news about the really bad news.
Correct me if I’m wrong but I believe it was Bartles & Jaymes who said, “Those who are looking for the easy way out, usually have the hardest time finding it”.
This month I am giving away three packages of my favorite coffee. Douwe Egberts.
Blueberries are my favorite fruit of all time. Coming in at a close second is Richard Simmons.
Feeling a little down? Full on depressed? Think you are or have gone nowhere in life? Don’t. You haven’t. You are doing just fine.
Ever notice that ricotta cheese isn’t really anything special until something has ricotta in it, then you go, “Oooh”. Ask someone if they want a slice of cheesecake. When they say “No”, tell them it’s ricotta cheesecake. “Oooh”.
I was debating what to give away this month to my readers. When I got to thinking. Since I’m just like Oprah. Why don’t I giveaway one of my favorite things? We really do have a lot in common, her and I, that I had never really realized until I sat down and thought about it. We both love dogs. We both think we’re God. We both love to eat. She has her friend Gayle. I have my Assistant Gilberto. She interviews people. I sit on my couch and pretend to interview people. She has a ton of money. I expect people to treat me like I have a ton of money. We both have a-ha moments. I’m sure they are way different. Mine are more like, “Man, I hate my job. A-ha, there’s booze in my locker!” Oprah’s are more like, “M’am, you can’t treat the staff like shit.” “A-ha! But I’m Oprah!” We had so much in common that it only made sense that this month I decided to give away one of my favorite things. ONE of my favorite …