Why aren’t blocks of brown butter available at the grocery store? How soon before someone takes my idea, starts selling it and makes millions? Watch my arch nemesis Martha Stewart do it just to spite me. Bitch.
Every year I take my assistant out for a steak dinner instead of giving him a raise. Yes, I let him order side dishes and a cocktail. I’m not a complete dick.
The Nutty Manhattan is my cocktail of choice that is currently helping me cope. All the chaos around the world and anger with people nowadays. Ugh…. disheartening. Let me grab my cocktail and we’ll talk about this shit for a bit.
Nobody cares now and if trends continue they will care even less in the future.
Do you watch competition shows? Baking and cooking shows. I can’t stand them. That’s why I watch them. When I saw the advertisement for Beat Bobby Flay, I couldn’t wait to tune in. Sadly, it didn’t involve a baseball bat so I changed the channel.
Remember my friend Leila? Well, she’s out done herself yet again. Really building a case to not like her huh? But it’s impossible because she’s awesome.
When I made this buttercream I asked my assistant, “If you had to gave an award for ‘Best Buttercream’ would mine win?”. He said, “Oh yeah!”.