Blueberries are my favorite fruit of all time. Coming in at a close second is Richard Simmons.
Ever notice that ricotta cheese isn’t really anything special until something has ricotta in it, then you go, “Oooh”. Ask someone if they want a slice of cheesecake. When they say “No”, tell them it’s ricotta cheesecake. “Oooh”.
Cookie Bars are the lazy mans cookie.
I get it, I see it and I am well aware that, yes, the pears look like ball sacks. No, I am not going to call it the Ball sack Tart or Scrotum Tart. I do that secretly amongst friends because I am a professional.
Bed Bath & Beyond is my go to store for pretty much everything. It’s such a great store that I have this fear it’s only a matter of time before Amazon buys them too.
I use Irish Cream quite often. I try to incorporate Irish Cream into almost everything to see it if works. The interesting thing about Irish Cream, is the results can either be heaven or hell. Wow! There really is no gray area with Irish Cream. What a bitch!
You know when people say jokingly, “We’re friends because we hate the same people.” Well, it’s funny because it’s true. And actually, it’s a good thing.