What asshole decides to turn the oven on and work with chocolate during a heat wave? This guy right here.
We have become a world of consumption. Marketing and advertising have become game changers. No longer do we buy what we need. We buy what we’re told.
The Mexican Omelette. Half burrito, half omelette. For those, like myself, who can’t make a decision to save their souls.
The Cucumber Vodka Cilantro Soda is this months coping cocktail. Booze makes coping with people’s bullshit so much easier.
Got that neighbor with a truck that could really help you out in picking up that senseless shit you bought off eBay? Yeah, me too.
I don’t recall when or where I had my first Thai Tea. I do remember when I took a sip of that delicious weird orange looking goodness. Man, that shit was so good and so sweet. I was in heaven.
I had a phone call with a friend I had worked with in the past. We strolled down memory lane and reminisced as to what a soul eating, dream crushing, miserable people and “How does this place stay open?” environment we once worked.