Here we go again with the sweetened condensed milk. Yup, I love it. Now shut up and listen. This stuff couldn’t be easier or more yummy. It’s rich, creamy, smooth and you just wanna, YEAH! What is ice cream? Seriously, what is ice cream? I took an ice cream class with this hard core Italian guy. I don’t really remember the ice cream formula, all I remember was the instructor had thick black hair, Armani suits and one bad ass accent. I wanted to be him, that’s all I thought about and didn’t take one note about ice cream. Damn it!! Sometimes I wonder if I’ll grow up?
When I was a fat kid growing up, I couldn’t wait to get home from school to catch reruns of Laverne & Shirley. I thought they were hilarious and I loved the physical comedy aspect of the tomfoolery those girls got into. I remember Laverne always drank her milk and Pepsi concoction.