All posts tagged: smurf’s

Blue Suede Cake

What’s more stupid – Blue Suede Cake or Red Velvet Cake?  If you said Blue Suede Cake you’re half right.  They’re BOTH stupid.  I never, in all the years of my life, understood Red Velvet Cake. “Hey, I made a cake and put red dye in it…..It’s delicious.” 

Mom’s Birthday Cake

Monday was my Ma’s Birthday.  You know what that means?  I had to make my yearly call.  HA!  I could just tell her I have to work a double, she won’t know.  Plus it’s the Holiday season so she knows work is busy, she’ll understand.  Or I could really piss her off and call during “The Price is Right.”  Nah, it’s her Birthday, I’ll be kind and wait.