Chocolate Ricotta Almond Cake. When you’ve been screwed over by the Government and just about everyone else. Poor is now the new normal.
What asshole decides to turn the oven on and work with chocolate during a heat wave? This guy right here.
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The Mexican Omelette is redefining our breakfast order and taking social media by storm. But how when no one seems to give a shit?
The Mexican Omelette. Half burrito, half omelette. For those, like myself, who can’t make a decision to save their souls.
A Summertime Cocktail to help you live your best life while trying to cope with the uncertainty that is the New Normal. So let’s get drunk and talk shit.
The Cucumber Vodka Cilantro Soda is this months coping cocktail. Booze makes coping with people’s bullshit so much easier.
Thai Tea Flan is just as sexy as Thailand. Not as sexy as the people but pretty damn close.
I don’t recall when or where I had my first Thai Tea. I do remember when I took a sip of that delicious weird orange looking goodness. Man, that shit was so good and so sweet. I was in heaven.
Strawberry Tequila Pancakes & This Will Change Your Mind About Prison
Tequila pancakes. Too much? Nope. Not at all. They are delicious, fruity and make a wonderful breakfast treat. Make these for the kids this morning and they will be hooked. Trust me.
Whole Wheat Blondies & A Big Thank You to my Readers
Blondies are the best. They’re like a giant cookie that you can put whatever you want in the mix. This one I used whole wheat flour. They’re like giant soft graham crackers. Perfect with a cup of tea or coffee.
Brown Butter Rum Cheesecake & The Grocery Store Informant
Why aren’t blocks of brown butter available at the grocery store? How soon before someone takes my idea, starts selling it and makes millions? Watch my arch nemesis Martha Stewart do it just to spite me. Bitch.