Why aren’t blocks of brown butter available at the grocery store? How soon before someone takes my idea, starts selling it and makes millions? Watch my arch nemesis Martha Stewart do it just to spite me. Bitch.
Every year I take my assistant out for a steak dinner instead of giving him a raise. Yes, I let him order side dishes and a cocktail. I’m not a complete dick.
The Nutty Manhattan is my cocktail of choice that is currently helping me cope. All the chaos around the world and anger with people nowadays. Ugh…. disheartening. Let me grab my cocktail and we’ll talk about this shit for a bit.
I made this cake because I’m lazy as shit. If you were expecting some fascinating story about my baking adventures. Not this time.
Remember my friend Leila? Well, she’s out done herself yet again. Really building a case to not like her huh? But it’s impossible because she’s awesome.
When I made this buttercream I asked my assistant, “If you had to gave an award for ‘Best Buttercream’ would mine win?”. He said, “Oh yeah!”.
I love a well crafted cocktail. Just as well thought out and developed as any delicious recipe. I’m going to go as far as saying the new trend is that cocktails will take over the dessert menu.