Butterscotch Hennessy Rice Krispies are the grown up version of Rice Krispies. I mean, feel free to give them to your kids because they are delicious but be prepared for everyone to tell you what a horrible parent you are.
Blueberries are my favorite fruit of all time. Coming in at a close second is Richard Simmons.
Ever notice that ricotta cheese isn’t really anything special until something has ricotta in it, then you go, “Oooh”. Ask someone if they want a slice of cheesecake. When they say “No”, tell them it’s ricotta cheesecake. “Oooh”.
Cookie Bars are the lazy mans cookie.
I get it, I see it and I am well aware that, yes, the pears look like ball sacks. No, I am not going to call it the Ball sack Tart or Scrotum Tart. I do that secretly amongst friends because I am a professional.
I made a grape tart a long time ago just to see if the grapes would burst when baked. They didn’t and the tart came out beautiful. I knew I had something good working for once.
Here is the new, soon to be stolen by big companies, ice cream idea from Gus Baldwin.