You can’t win in life, so just have fun.
For this months giveaway, I am giving away a kitchen scale to one lucky son of a bitch!!
Here is this months giveaway that I promised. Herb Scissors!! They look pretty bad ass don’t they? That’s because they are!!
I don’t know what my obsession with cookies are lately. I think cookies are my go-to for a quick treat for when people are being annoying.
I use nuts a lot in my baking. [Insert trite joke here] Not only baking but in cooking in general. I like a crunch factor in my food.
I went to culinary school. To get a job as a pastry chef. To do what I love. To present my gift of pastry to the world. What they don’t tell you in culinary school, I will tell you here. Your gift of pastry skills and hospitality skills in general will be used to appease angry assholes that want you to kiss their ass. When I left school I quickly found out that culinary school should have taught me how to kiss ass. First off, your talent, nobody gives a shit about. How fast can you give me what I want? That’s what the guest and your boss wants to know. Second, the pay is pathetic considering how much school and training costs. People want what they want and want it now. Quantity over quality. This is what we’ve become. I’ve had guests where I work demand chocolate covered strawberries in January. I’ve let people know that it’s not wise and offered better options that I could do. No. They want strawberries and they want them now. …
The quiche in a bread loaf idea actually came out of an hallucination that I had. I think it’s considered an hallucinations. I’m not clear on the definition of a hallucination. I’ll just tell you the story and you let me know.