All posts tagged: humor

Lemon Ricotta Scones

Ever notice that ricotta cheese isn’t really anything special until something has ricotta in it, then you go, “Oooh”.  Ask someone if they want a slice of cheesecake. When they say “No”, tell them it’s ricotta cheesecake.  “Oooh”.

The Abnormal Beauty Company – This months giveaway.

I was debating what to give away this month to my readers.   When I got to thinking.  Since I’m just like Oprah.  Why don’t I giveaway one of my favorite things? We really do have a lot in common, her and I, that I had never really realized until I sat down and thought about it.  We both love dogs.  We both think we’re God.  We both love to eat.  She has her friend Gayle.  I have my Assistant Gilberto.  She interviews people.  I sit on my couch and pretend to interview people.  She has a ton of money.  I expect people to treat me like I have a ton of money. We both have a-ha moments.  I’m sure they are way different.  Mine are more like, “Man, I hate my job. A-ha, there’s booze in my locker!” Oprah’s are more like, “M’am, you can’t treat the staff like shit.”   “A-ha!  But I’m Oprah!” We had so much in common that it only made sense that this month I decided to give away one of my favorite things. ONE of my favorite …

She could have been anyone.

Years ago when I first moved to New York City, I had a couple friends I ran with trying out new bars, clubs and just whatever tomfoolery we could get into. When one night we passed a bar that looked really cool, yet it was empty.  My gut feeling told me I had to go in.  Best New York decision I ever made.

Pear & Hazelnut Tart

I get it, I see it and I am well aware that, yes, the pears look like ball sacks.  No, I am not going to call it the Ball sack Tart or Scrotum Tart.  I do that secretly amongst friends because I am a professional.