Supposedly there is a movement towards calling the Prune a Dried Plum. Which is the dumbest and yet the smartest thing to do.
I was on my way to work this morning when I saw a woman wearing the ugliest purple lipstick. My first thought was, “Someone read this months beauty magazine.”
Tell em about it Rod…
The Churro Cocktail is my summer fling. Everyone has a summer fling or at least that’s what I hear. I don’t hang flings I have a grab em and hold em until they move out of the city thing.
I may be the only person I know that thinks Nutella is highly overrated. It’s alright. I don’t go all crazy and squeal like a little girl when somethings made with Nutella. Bacon dunked in Nutella and people think it’s the best invention ever. Well, move over Elon Musk some dipshit dunked his bacon in Nutella and we gave him a TV show.
Here is the new, soon to be stolen by big companies, ice cream idea from Gus Baldwin.
I don’t know what you’re doing right now. You could be behind a desk, in the gym, the cashier watching the line grow longer or waiting for the doctor while the TV spits out some shitty talk show. No matter where or what you are doing. Chances are you are like me. Angry. How in the hell is “The Talk” still on TV? How is Kathie Lee Gifford still employed? Who’s eating at that shitty cupcake bakery? We all know someone or someplace that we think is a hack. Yet, they are still employed. That overrated overpriced cupcake shop that has a line out the door. This makes you wonder but more importantly it pisses you off. Let this be your motivation. Don’t look at the millionaires and try to figure them out. It is slim to none that you will be a millionaire too. I’m sure if you asked a millionaire who they wonder about as to how another millionaire made their money they would wonder the same thing. We all have someone we wonder …