Blueberries are my favorite fruit of all time. Coming in at a close second is Richard Simmons.
Ever notice that ricotta cheese isn’t really anything special until something has ricotta in it, then you go, “Oooh”. Ask someone if they want a slice of cheesecake. When they say “No”, tell them it’s ricotta cheesecake. “Oooh”.
I was debating what to give away this month to my readers. When I got to thinking. Since I’m just like Oprah. Why don’t I giveaway one of my favorite things? We really do have a lot in common, her and I, that I had never really realized until I sat down and thought about it. We both love dogs. We both think we’re God. We both love to eat. She has her friend Gayle. I have my Assistant Gilberto. She interviews people. I sit on my couch and pretend to interview people. She has a ton of money. I expect people to treat me like I have a ton of money. We both have a-ha moments. I’m sure they are way different. Mine are more like, “Man, I hate my job. A-ha, there’s booze in my locker!” Oprah’s are more like, “M’am, you can’t treat the staff like shit.” “A-ha! But I’m Oprah!” We had so much in common that it only made sense that this month I decided to give away one of my favorite things. ONE of my favorite …
I get it, I see it and I am well aware that, yes, the pears look like ball sacks. No, I am not going to call it the Ball sack Tart or Scrotum Tart. I do that secretly amongst friends because I am a professional.
Bed Bath & Beyond is my go to store for pretty much everything. It’s such a great store that I have this fear it’s only a matter of time before Amazon buys them too.
Regardless of what you’ve been told. People are not a mirror of ourselves. I never could grasp this thinking and until I let go of it and realized for myself. Then was I free from this belief.
I use Irish Cream quite often. I try to incorporate Irish Cream into almost everything to see it if works. The interesting thing about Irish Cream, is the results can either be heaven or hell. Wow! There really is no gray area with Irish Cream. What a bitch!