If you have been following me here in New York, you’ve noticed I wave at dogs and give children the finger. Which one day is bound to get my ass royally kicked. You’re also a baker and probably collect cookbooks like myself.
Yup another gift card this month as a giveaway. For two reasons. And they’re good ones too. You’ll understand.
I was debating what to give away this month to my readers. When I got to thinking. Since I’m just like Oprah. Why don’t I giveaway one of my favorite things? We really do have a lot in common, her and I, that I had never really realized until I sat down and thought about it. We both love dogs. We both think we’re God. We both love to eat. She has her friend Gayle. I have my Assistant Gilberto. She interviews people. I sit on my couch and pretend to interview people. She has a ton of money. I expect people to treat me like I have a ton of money. We both have a-ha moments. I’m sure they are way different. Mine are more like, “Man, I hate my job. A-ha, there’s booze in my locker!” Oprah’s are more like, “M’am, you can’t treat the staff like shit.” “A-ha! But I’m Oprah!” We had so much in common that it only made sense that this month I decided to give away one of my favorite things. ONE of my favorite …
I’ve come to the conclusion that believing in Wrestling is like believing is Santa Claus or The Easter Bunny. It’s completely up to you and no matter what you believe we still celebrate Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny and we all love a good wrestling match because it’s amazing.
Here is this months giveaway that I promised. Herb Scissors!! They look pretty bad ass don’t they? That’s because they are!!