Supposedly there is a movement towards calling the Prune a Dried Plum. Which is the dumbest and yet the smartest thing to do.
I was on my way to work this morning when I saw a woman wearing the ugliest purple lipstick. My first thought was, “Someone read this months beauty magazine.”
Tell em about it Rod…
I may be the only person I know that thinks Nutella is highly overrated. It’s alright. I don’t go all crazy and squeal like a little girl when somethings made with Nutella. Bacon dunked in Nutella and people think it’s the best invention ever. Well, move over Elon Musk some dipshit dunked his bacon in Nutella and we gave him a TV show.
Here is the new, soon to be stolen by big companies, ice cream idea from Gus Baldwin.
I was invited to my friend Pepper’s house for his partners birthday. I made this awesome cake with the colors of the Brazilian flag in honor of his Brazilian partner. Enter my Assistant Gilberto who wants to turn the party into a Mexican Fiesta with the idea of Margarita’s.
That’s right! A brand new KitchenAid Hand Blender for you. My fellow readers and Gus Fanatics!!