What asshole decides to turn the oven on and work with chocolate during a heat wave? This guy right here.
We have become a world of consumption. Marketing and advertising have become game changers. No longer do we buy what we need. We buy what we’re told.
The Mexican Omelette. Half burrito, half omelette. For those, like myself, who can’t make a decision to save their souls.
In a world such as today the hardest thing to be is ourselves. With social media and every asshole and their mother making comments and being critics.
The Cucumber Vodka Cilantro Soda is this months coping cocktail. Booze makes coping with people’s bullshit so much easier.
The cashier who doesn’t acknowledge your existence. The bartender with the worst attitude. The nurse who could give a shit about your well being. Your government who steals and lies right to your face.
Got that neighbor with a truck that could really help you out in picking up that senseless shit you bought off eBay? Yeah, me too.