A little while ago, I started having these weird thoughts and sensations. My friends told me these are called “Feelings”. I had no idea. Completely foreign to me.
Feeling a little down? Full on depressed? Think you are or have gone nowhere in life? Don’t. You haven’t. You are doing just fine.
Cookie Bars are the lazy mans cookie.
I use Irish Cream quite often. I try to incorporate Irish Cream into almost everything to see it if works. The interesting thing about Irish Cream, is the results can either be heaven or hell. Wow! There really is no gray area with Irish Cream. What a bitch!
I was on my way to work this morning when I saw a woman wearing the ugliest purple lipstick. My first thought was, “Someone read this months beauty magazine.”
You can’t win in life, so just have fun.
The person I look up to most and the only person who’s negative opinion of me that would ever destroy me, is my Mothers.