This month I am giving away three packages of my favorite coffee. Douwe Egberts.
I was debating what to give away this month to my readers. When I got to thinking. Since I’m just like Oprah. Why don’t I giveaway one of my favorite things? We really do have a lot in common, her and I, that I had never really realized until I sat down and thought about it. We both love dogs. We both think we’re God. We both love to eat. She has her friend Gayle. I have my Assistant Gilberto. She interviews people. I sit on my couch and pretend to interview people. She has a ton of money. I expect people to treat me like I have a ton of money. We both have a-ha moments. I’m sure they are way different. Mine are more like, “Man, I hate my job. A-ha, there’s booze in my locker!” Oprah’s are more like, “M’am, you can’t treat the staff like shit.” “A-ha! But I’m Oprah!” We had so much in common that it only made sense that this month I decided to give away one of my favorite things. ONE of my favorite …
Bed Bath & Beyond is my go to store for pretty much everything. It’s such a great store that I have this fear it’s only a matter of time before Amazon buys them too.
Either this “As seen on TV” crap is getting better or I’m getting poorer. At this point, it could go either way.
For this months giveaway, I am giving away a kitchen scale to one lucky son of a bitch!!