Simple 3 Ingredient Pie Dough Recipe. Save the complications for your relationships so you’re sure to die alone.
Pie dough has always been the most intimidating thing in baking. It’s really not and shouldn’t be this way.
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Brown Butter Rum Cheesecake & The Grocery Store Informant
Why aren’t blocks of brown butter available at the grocery store? How soon before someone takes my idea, starts selling it and makes millions? Watch my arch nemesis Martha Stewart do it just to spite me. Bitch.
Piña Colada Cake & Urgent Care
I made this cake because I’m lazy as shit. If you were expecting some fascinating story about my baking adventures. Not this time.
Almond Rum Bread and Driving Like an Old Man
This bread came from a goof. Not really a goof but more of a, I bought the wrong product, didn’t know what to do with it, refuse to throw it away, read the ingredients and said, “I could make this like a nice almond bread.”
Coffee Buttercream
If you’re looking for a smooth as silk and luxurious coffee buttercream. Look no further. This buttercream is so elegant you’ll want to eat it with a spoon.
Heavenly White Cake
This fluffy, vanilla, buttery, melt in your mouth sponge cake is what makes baking a dream. Where’s all my condensed milk fanatics? This recipe is for you!
Chocolate Buttercream
This buttercream is extremely decadent. Smooth as silk and superbly rich. You’ll want this one in your repertoire for when you need to impress someone you hate so you can show them how awesome you are. That way they hate you more. Thus making you happier.