I get it, I see it and I am well aware that, yes, the pears look like ball sacks. No, I am not going to call it the Ball sack Tart or Scrotum Tart. I do that secretly amongst friends because I am a professional.
This drink has been my go to drink for almost two months now. Isn’t it lovely how a perfectly constructed cocktail can make the simplest moments in life just grand.
I hate cute couples. They’re not funny. They’re not cute. They’re not romantic. They’re annoying. Am I alone on this?
I made a grape tart a long time ago just to see if the grapes would burst when baked. They didn’t and the tart came out beautiful. I knew I had something good working for once.
Black sesame in coffee? Yes, it’s brilliant and delicious. Black sesame is like adding jazz hands to your coffee.
I don’t believe I’ve ever met someone who didn’t like strawberry shortcake. Doesn’t matter. We wouldn’t be friends today anyway.
Remember the Cinnamon Basil Ice Cream last week? Me too. You know why? I wrote it down on here.