The Churro Cocktail is my summer fling. Everyone has a summer fling or at least that’s what I hear. I don’t hang flings I have a grab em and hold em until they move out of the city thing.
I may be the only person I know that thinks Nutella is highly overrated. It’s alright. I don’t go all crazy and squeal like a little girl when somethings made with Nutella. Bacon dunked in Nutella and people think it’s the best invention ever. Well, move over Elon Musk some dipshit dunked his bacon in Nutella and we gave him a TV show.
Here is the new, soon to be stolen by big companies, ice cream idea from Gus Baldwin.
For this months giveaway, I am giving away a kitchen scale to one lucky son of a bitch!!
If you’re not familiar with malt. Familiarize yourself with it. Just not here. I’m not going to go into detail as to what it is or how it came about. Because I’m not sure myself and every time I try to tell you people something I get that one asshole emailing me telling, “That’s not true.” They have nothing else better to do than sit on the internet and tell people they’re wrong.
I remember when I was a kid having my first taste of Tequila Rose. I wasn’t a kid. More likely a teenager. Which is a kid. I’m not here to defend myself and you’re not here to read about my pathetic life. Unless you need to feel better about yourself, then be my guest and read some past articles. They should cheer you right up.
Fun Fact: I had made the Cherry Tequila Sunrise as an afterthought. I originally soaked the cherries to make this ice cream. When you’re not looking or paying attention and you just let go and go with life’s flow. That’s when good things happen. Life is like that. Unless you’re driving. I’ve let myself go and wandered while driving and almost took out a guardrail. A dog. Some bushes. Other cars. People.