I hate cute couples. They’re not funny. They’re not cute. They’re not romantic. They’re annoying. Am I alone on this?
I made a grape tart a long time ago just to see if the grapes would burst when baked. They didn’t and the tart came out beautiful. I knew I had something good working for once.
Black sesame in coffee? Yes, it’s brilliant and delicious. Black sesame is like adding jazz hands to your coffee.
I don’t believe I’ve ever met someone who didn’t like strawberry shortcake. Doesn’t matter. We wouldn’t be friends today anyway.
Remember the Cinnamon Basil Ice Cream last week? Me too. You know why? I wrote it down on here.
The Churro Cocktail is my summer fling. Everyone has a summer fling or at least that’s what I hear. I don’t hang flings I have a grab em and hold em until they move out of the city thing.
I may be the only person I know that thinks Nutella is highly overrated. It’s alright. I don’t go all crazy and squeal like a little girl when somethings made with Nutella. Bacon dunked in Nutella and people think it’s the best invention ever. Well, move over Elon Musk some dipshit dunked his bacon in Nutella and we gave him a TV show.