Before you make your judgements. And I know you will. And I know you’re probably also the same person that thinks red velvet is “Just the best thing ever!” Carrot Cake Rice Pudding is all the rage.
Blueberries are my favorite fruit of all time. Coming in at a close second is Richard Simmons.
Cookie Bars are the lazy mans cookie.
I get it, I see it and I am well aware that, yes, the pears look like ball sacks. No, I am not going to call it the Ball sack Tart or Scrotum Tart. I do that secretly amongst friends because I am a professional.
This drink has been my go to drink for almost two months now. Isn’t it lovely how a perfectly constructed cocktail can make the simplest moments in life just grand.
I hate cute couples. They’re not funny. They’re not cute. They’re not romantic. They’re annoying. Am I alone on this?
I made a grape tart a long time ago just to see if the grapes would burst when baked. They didn’t and the tart came out beautiful. I knew I had something good working for once.