I don’t have that awesome apartment everyone outside New York thinks everyone in New York has, I started losing my hair at 16 and probably won’t be able to afford to retire. I’m joking really, I actually do have an awesome apartment.
I don’t believe I’ve ever met a crisp I didn’t like. I grew up in Ohio so a crisp is pretty much at every BBQ, funeral, game night or intervention. Hell it’s Ohio, a crisp is a reason just to get together. This is why I love crisp and I love Ohio.