Quit listening to the magazine already!
I was on my way to work this morning when I saw a woman wearing the ugliest purple lipstick. My first thought was, “Someone read this months beauty magazine.”
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Why World Leaders should bring a dish to meetings
I was filling out a job application recently and they asked how people related through food and how that makes you relatable.
My New Favorite Thing
I use nuts a lot in my baking. [Insert trite joke here] Not only baking but in cooking in general. I like a crunch factor in my food.
Life is like a Dance Floor
When was the last time you were out? People watching is a like a sport for me. Do you ever just sit and watch the shit that people do? Man, people are interesting characters. They really are.
Do we need someone new to believe in?
What if nobody taught you what to believe? What if God or whoever you believe in said, “I mean, this is my thinking but hey…You need to think for yourself. You don’t need me to tell you what’s right and what’s wrong.”
Not knowing what you want is actually knowing what you want
I’ll be the first to admit that I have no idea what I want out of life. I don’t expect anything either. I also don’t think this a bad thing. I want to do what makes me happy and which ever direction that takes me. Well then, so be it. Come to think of it, isn’t not knowing what you want kinda knowing what you want?
Let’s assume peoples actions are intentional
I’ve mentioned how you shouldn’t try to figure people out. And you really shouldn’t. I know sometimes it’s hard to ignore people or not wonder why they do the things they do. If you can’t seem to let things go. Then just tell yourself that these people are intentionally acting the way they are and that they are brilliant. Make it a game. Make them a game. Make it fun.