All posts tagged: chubby

Can I talk to you about how fat you are?

If you’re reading this, chances are, you’re fat.  Now, don’t argue with me because according to statistics, if you’re reading this and you live in the USA, you’re fat.  Come on!  You’re on a food blog.  You’re fat, it’s cool, whatever.  If you’re upset with me, you’re in denial and insecure and need my help.   If you laughed, you’re fat, happy and know who you are and you can stop reading. I said you can stop reading.  You know who you are. The reason I want to talk to you about this is because I used to be just like you.  Fat.  Boy was I ever fat.  I’m talking thigh rubbing hate the summer sweat in the winter folds of skin fat.   The scary part, is that I could return to Fatville any day now.  Especially since I’m in a loving relationship, happy, getting older and let’s be honest, the race is over so why not let myself go?   It’s on my mind constantly.  It’s easy to get to Fatville from here.  It’s …