I get it, I see it and I am well aware that, yes, the pears look like ball sacks. No, I am not going to call it the Ball sack Tart or Scrotum Tart. I do that secretly amongst friends because I am a professional.
I use Irish Cream quite often. I try to incorporate Irish Cream into almost everything to see it if works. The interesting thing about Irish Cream, is the results can either be heaven or hell. Wow! There really is no gray area with Irish Cream. What a bitch!
Yes, this recipe only has 4 ingredients and is superb for entertaining or a night of Netflix and Ambien.
This drink has been my go to drink for almost two months now. Isn’t it lovely how a perfectly constructed cocktail can make the simplest moments in life just grand.
“Dorothy Zbornak eats shiitake mushroom.” – Dorothy Zbornak, The Golden Girls
I hate cute couples. They’re not funny. They’re not cute. They’re not romantic. They’re annoying. Am I alone on this?
If you’ve been following my pastry and writing blog then you’re probably a fan of me almost as much as I am of myself. You would also notice that I like to make things in burrito and taco form. I actually don’t really like to make these things in taco and burrito form but I’m kinda forced too. My assistant is Mexican and anything that is in a burrito or taco is, in his eyes, delicious. I made White Chocolate Rice Pudding a year back and he was eating this for days and got tired of it. I was making him lunch one afternoon after he got done cleaning the lobby of my apartment building. Not that I own the building or anything but I make him clean it anyway because I want to live somewhere nice. Someday, I just might. Until then he’s stuck cleaning. When I got out the bowl of White Chocolate Rice Pudding, he dropped his shoulders and whined like a little kid. “Ah no, I’m tired of the rice pudding.” “I’m going …