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The Abnormal Beauty Company – This months giveaway.

I was debating what to give away this month to my readers.   When I got to thinking.  Since I’m just like Oprah.  Why don’t I giveaway one of my favorite things? We really do have a lot in common, her and I, that I had never really realized until I sat down and thought about it.  We both love dogs.  We both think we’re God.  We both love to eat.  She has her friend Gayle.  I have my Assistant Gilberto.  She interviews people.  I sit on my couch and pretend to interview people.  She has a ton of money.  I expect people to treat me like I have a ton of money. We both have a-ha moments.  I’m sure they are way different.  Mine are more like, “Man, I hate my job. A-ha, there’s booze in my locker!” Oprah’s are more like, “M’am, you can’t treat the staff like shit.”   “A-ha!  But I’m Oprah!” We had so much in common that it only made sense that this month I decided to give away one of my favorite things. ONE of my favorite …