What asshole decides to turn the oven on and work with chocolate during a heat wave? This guy right here. Read More
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News is such a general term these days. Are they reporting news or influencing you into eating out of their palms?
We have become a world of consumption. Marketing and advertising have become game changers. No longer do we buy what we need. We buy what we’re told. Read More
The Mexican Omelette is redefining our breakfast order and taking social media by storm. But how when no one seems to give a shit?
The Mexican Omelette. Half burrito, half omelette. For those, like myself, who can’t make a decision to save their souls. Read More
Often we are wrong and it takes a decent Human Being to offer an apology. These 10 Things we will not apologize for.
In a world such as today the hardest thing to be is ourselves. With social media and every asshole and their mother making comments and being critics. Read More
A Summertime Cocktail to help you live your best life while trying to cope with the uncertainty that is the New Normal. So let’s get drunk and talk shit.
The Cucumber Vodka Cilantro Soda is this months coping cocktail. Booze makes coping with people’s bullshit so much easier. Read More
No motivation, social skills, lazy and never been on time anywhere in your life? The world is looking for people just like you. Today is your day to shine my friend.
The cashier who doesn’t acknowledge your existence. The bartender with the worst attitude. The nurse who could give a shit about your well being. Your government who steals and lies right to your face. Read More
Want to have your neighbors wrapped around your finger? Bribe them with a Whole Wheat Banana Cake with Dark Chocolate Ganache
Got that neighbor with a truck that could really help you out in picking up that senseless shit you bought off eBay? Yeah, me too. Read More