Why aren’t blocks of brown butter available at the grocery store? How soon before someone takes my idea, starts selling it and makes millions?
Watch my arch nemesis Martha Stewart do it just to spite me. Bitch. Read More
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When and How did our opinions become facts?
Every year I take my assistant out for a steak dinner instead of giving him a raise. Yes, I let him order side dishes and a cocktail. I’m not a complete dick. Read More
The Nutty Manhattan – My coping cocktail at the moment
The Nutty Manhattan is my cocktail of choice that is currently helping me cope. All the chaos around the world and anger with people nowadays. Ugh…. disheartening. Let me grab my cocktail and we’ll talk about this shit for a bit. Read More
Piña Colada Cake & Urgent Care
I made this cake because I’m lazy as shit. If you were expecting some fascinating story about my baking adventures. Not this time. Read More
Why you should quit collecting stuff
Nobody cares now and if trends continue they will care even less in the future. Read More
How competition shows keep you in a box.
Do you watch competition shows? Baking and cooking shows. I can’t stand them. That’s why I watch them. When I saw the advertisement for Beat Bobby Flay, I couldn’t wait to tune in. Sadly, it didn’t involve a baseball bat so I changed the channel. Read More
