I know most people are intimidated by bread. I’m not intimidated by bread. I’m angered by bread. Read More
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15 Things That Annoy Me That Shouldn’t
Is it just me or does everyone have a short fuse nowadays? You could say I’m one of them and I wouldn’t disagree. But like a good human being I let it eat from within and not act out and be a complete douchebag like those walking around today. Read More
Feeding squirrels may sound like an old persons thing. Actually it is and there is a beautiful reason. Here’s why.
I hope you find out one day why old people feed the squirrels. Read More
“This One” Cocktail – For another round of trying to cope with todays normal. If you’re easily offended you might wanna… eh, I don’t give a shit.
“This One” Cocktail tastes just like a melted Wendy’s Frosty. Read More
The new 9-5 Game Show!! We all get to play and we all get to lose.
I feel like my job is a game show. Clearly I’m not winning and I don’t think I ever will.
The sad thing is that all of us are playing. Not one of us is winning for one simple reason. It’s rigged.
Here’s how the game is played.
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Tres Leches French Toast with a twist that gets you the most absorption of goodness.
This technique changes everything. Sadly not enough to make you likable. Read More
Lemon Jell-O Pudding Buttercream
I made a vanilla buttercream back in the day that Jell-O wanted to feature on their website.
Yeah, it’s that good. You can find it here or Jell-O I would imagine. Read More