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“This One” Cocktail – For another round of trying to cope with todays normal. If you’re easily offended you might wanna… eh, I don’t give a shit.

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“This One” Cocktail tastes just like a melted Wendy’s Frosty. How? Hell, I don’t know but it does.  It will save you a trip to Wendy’s but I don’t have a recipe for their fries so I guess you still have to go.

Sorry my posts seem further apart these days but with the country opening back up I’m glad to announce that my tambourine lessons are back on!!

It’s been so long since I’ve been to class I feel like I’ve forgotten everything they’ve taught me.

It’s always been my dream as a kid to have a garage band. Open the over head door and jam out with some friends.

Another thing that’s changed since the pandemic, just like everyone else, is me. I really, and I mean REALLY, can’t wait to retire. Or as my mom calls it “give up.”

In the meantime, I’ve just been spending my time baking, drinking, drinking while baking, writing, writing while drinking and overthinking.

While I bake I have these thoughts that creep in and to cope with them I make cocktails.

Which surprisingly have become my most requested and loved posts.

So let’s get to it….

If you’re dumb enough to think people are smart enough to think for themselves. Clearly, you’ve never been to a pyramid scheme pitch.

Case in point: Amway has been around for 60 years.

Not being funny is the new funny.

Instead of being the change we want to see in the world. Why don’t we just get on Facebook and Twitter and tell everyone how we want them to be so we can live in the world we want?

So easy and yet no one does it.

Remember when we used to make fun of the absurdities of life and peoples behaviors because they seemed so far fetched?

Not so far fetched anymore is it?

How comes if you’re in prison you know being the snitch or being friends with the snitch will get you killed but at work you people gravitate towards the snitch like they’re gold?

Imagine if we had compassion and love for one another as much as we do for our material possessions and opinions.

Do you think that people who are angry, miserable fucks are reincarnated and they’re pissed off they came back to this shit show?

Nobody believes my conspiracy theory that COVID was started to deflect from the fact music has gotten so bad.

I had my conspiracy meeting last week and the only ones that showed up were my family. Of course they’ll show up anywhere if there’s free food and drinks.

Is the ice cream company Good Humor considered offensive yet?

I think it’s safe to say you’ll never hear another old person say “Man, what I wouldn’t give to be young again”.

Quit posting pictures of your feet on the scale. Yes you’re fat and you have gnarly feet. Maybe if you looked at your feet you’d lose your appetite like us and lose weight.

Do you think porn stars hate their coworkers as much as the rest of us hate our coworkers?

Was anyone else hoping for the series finale of the Kardashians they all died at the end?

I know I wasn’t the only one wishing for that shit.

If you’ve made it this far. Treat yourself to a cocktail.

May I suggest “This One” Cocktail. Designed and created for you.

It’s going to remind you of a melted Frosty from Wendy’s. Smooth and delicious. And really tastes like a melted Wendy’s Frosty.

Feel free to dunk fries it as well.

Two things before you go – This cocktail is made with peanut butter whiskey and Dr. Pepper. Even if you don’t like peanut butter or Dr. Pepper. I promise, you will love this drink. Open your mind and give it a try. If you still don’t like it then, hey… I got respect for you for trying it. And feel free to call me a liar.

That’s all I got… For now.

 

The only thing we must fear, is fear itself. And of course, being made fun of… Oh and not being able to pay your bills and just working for minimum wage and failing health with no assistance. Other than that, there’s really nothing to fear.

John F. Kennedy

 

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This One Cocktail

2oz Peanut Butter Whiskey
Dr. Pepper
Half and half

-fill a rocks glass with ice
-pour in your 2oz of peanut butter whiskey
-fill with Dr. Pepper and top off with half and half.

Enjoy!!

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